Everyone jokes about getting a crappy gift but what if that was actually the point? We looked around and found some of the shittiest gifts around, which is your favorite?
Whether you are looking for fake poop or an awesome gift featuring the ever famous poop emoji, we've got you covered here in our Poop Gifts Guide. Let's face it - poop is funny and while kids will laugh at farts and poo jokes, so do most guys. So we've prepared this list to help you find the perfect gift without any messy consequences.
Hopefully you find the perfect toilet humor gift for the guy (or lady) in your life, but if you can't find it here in our guide to poop gifts then please feel free to reach out to us directly so we can help you find an awesome gift with just that right amount of toilet humor!
Our Picks For The Top Poop Gifts!
Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug:
The Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug speaks the truth that no one wants to talk about. Let the people on your gift list display their honesty with pride on this poop colored mug. It's made from quality ceramic and has a familiar shape that will bring a smile to everyone's face.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/3lfK7nf
Poop Emoji Pillow Plush Cushion
When it comes to poop gifts for those guys that may aren't into stuff that is truly gross and you just want a bit of fun that is cute and doesn't smell - poop emoji gifts are the way to go. This adorable 12" (32 cm) tall Poop Emoji Pillow features a lint-free smile and is a great option for kids as well as adults who enjoy poo gifts.
Buy it on Amazon: https://amzn.to/3pFoiVW
Chicken Poop Lip Balm:
This Chicken Poop Lip Balm comes in a pack of six and makes a funny gag gift or stocking stuffer for family and friends. The label will trick recipients into thinking that the lip balm is made of pure poop that comes from free-range chickens. In reality, the smooth balm is made of natural ingredients like lavender, jojoba, and avocado.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/2iGbEjm
Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year:
"Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year" is full of fun facts you never knew you needed to learn. Expand your mind with a collection of poop-themed trivia and have a laugh at the pages of potty humor. With comedic illustrations throughout, you can ditch the shampoo bottle and stay entertained whenever you're doing your business in the bathroom.
Buy it on Amazon: https://amzn.to/2iDQimO
Fishin' for Floaters:
The Fishin' For Floaters game is perfect for any gift recipient that loves a challenge. The crappy game comes complete with four anthropomorphic floating poop in a variety of shapes, a plastic fishing rod, and a small net. Just toss them in a tub of water, your bathtub or maybe even your toilet bowl and let the potty games begin. This is certainly one of our top picks when it comes to funny poop gifts.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/2y8Gl6a
FurReal Friends Pax, My Poopin' Pup:
The FurReal Friends Pax My Poopin' Pup toy lets kids see what it's really like to own a dog without having to go through the lengthy process of potty training. This furry companion toy comes with a leash, plastic treats, and a poopy bag. Once the toy dog has eaten his treats, it's only a matter of time before he squats down and leaves a faux mess behind.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/2nL3EDa
Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop:
"Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop" brings bathroom humor to a new level. It's chock-full of detailed instructions and laughable diagrams that can help anyone have an enlightened experience whenever they go to the bathroom. Leave it next to the toilet for reading material and learn about new positions to do the deed.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/2BkKdHa
The Original Bag of Poo:
Have you ever wanted to mail someone poop? Well now you can! The Original Bag of Poo will bring a look of disgust to anyone that receives it. With its "guarantee of freshness," authentic appearance, and seal of quality, onlookers will undoubtedly do a double take. All you need to do is sit back and enjoy their reaction. Once the bag is opened, recipients will be able to breathe a sigh of relief and taste the sweetness of strawberry cotton candy.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/2jycq2C
Poop Emoji Hat:
Use the Poop Emoji Hat to take your bathroom humor wherever you go. The iconic shape and prominent facial features of this hat including smiling mouth and wide open eyes are instantly recognizable by any avid texter. With its soft fabric and ample cushioning, you'll stay comfortable while you make everyone around you laugh.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/2y92yRx
POOP: Brown Bag Combo:
The Poop: Brown Bag Combo is a gag gift with a twist. This package comes with the original and "Party Pooper" editions of the fun and easy-to-play Poop game. The two games are bundled in a convincing brown bag, allowing you to literally send a bag of Poop to anyone on your gifting list.
Buy it on Amazon: https://amzn.to/2nKgYHO
Poop Like a Champion Cereal:
The Poop Like A Champion Cereal provides the priceless gift of a clean colon. Laughable name and box art aside, the cereal can actually benefit your health. It's filled with soluble and insoluble fibers to scrub the colon as it makes its way through the system and improve overall digestive health.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/2AHTyYC
Poop Emoji Slippers:
These Poop Emoji Slippers are a practical gift that can make anyone laugh. The familiar poop emoji face and brown swirl are displayed prominently on the front for all to see. The oversized plush slippers are made from soft fabric and have anti-slip particles on the bottoms to keep recipients stable as they go about their morning routine.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/3ndc54J
Poo Dough is a must-have tool in any prankster's arsenal. The kit comes with soft brown clay, yellow clay, and a simple mold to create realistic droppings. Whether you are looking to blame it on the dogs or pretend that someone pooped on the floor, this is going to be a fun gift to give to someone special.
We especially appreciate that the designers included two different colors here, after all - everyone knows that poop is rarely just brown. So, play around with stuff and combine the colors to create a disgusting replica and shock unsuspecting victims. Sure, someone might get mad when they open a drawer and find a freshly made turd sitting there waiting for them to discover! But that's part of the fun of crappy gifts like this.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/3NF18qN
Chia Pet Poop Emoji Planter
No, thankfully you aren't growing your own poops here but this Chia Pet features a poop emoji planter that grows a delightful mane of green chia sprout hair. While the design on here diverges a bit from the other more classic poop emoji gifts on the list, we still think this makes for a great addition to our list of poop gifts.
Buy it on Amazon https://amzn.to/3pDrO31
Pile Driver Poop RC Car:
The Pile Driver RC Poop Car lets you wreak havoc on unsuspecting friends and family members. After all, who isn't going to laugh when this hilarious remote control poop comes around the corner With the included remote, you can command the remote control poop to do your bidding - including far on command. Make it move forward, spin, and blast disgusting farting noises with the simple press of a button.
Buy it on Amazon: https://amzn.to/3O4h86T
A Sack of Shit:
Use A Sack of Shit to let gift recipients know how you really feel about them. This gag-worthy gift is made from a wood composite material that's shaped by hand to provide an authentic look. With four different shapes and piles, you'll have no problem pulling the perfect poo prank and he'll love you for it!
Buy it on Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Bm1wHK
Poop Emoji Trophy:
Do you have a friend who deserves an award? Whether he has a reputation for clogging the toilet at work, stinking up the whole room with his farts, or just simply loves collecting poop emoji items, this poop emoji trophy is the perfect gift idea for guys that love toilet humor.
Buy it on Amazon: https://amzn.to/44xJVGv
Poop Gifts Are A Great Way To Make Someone Laugh
One of the biggest challenges I face when it comes to buying gifts for guys in my life is that often time us men tend to buy the big expensive stuff we want on our own and so those buying gifts for men like us are left with the challenge of buying cheap meaningless items that will be thrown away - or spending hours and hours searching for exactly the right gift idea for the guy they are shopping for.
On the other hand, with poop gifts you can save your money and still make a big splash. There are plenty of poo gifts under $20 that he will love and that's pretty unique in the world of gifting.
So, no matter what you are looking for, from funny poop gifts to cute items featuring poop emojis there is something here that is certain to delight and provide endless hours of joy and laughter.
Questions People Ask About Buying Poop Gifts:
I'll admit it - poop gifts are a sort of weird niche when it comes to finding the perfect unique gift idea for men. So, to help make it a bit easier we've prepared some questions that we get asked.
Where Did The Poop Emoji Come From?
The poop emoji, also known as the pile of poo or smiling poop, originated in Japan in the late 1990s. It was created by Shigetaka Kurita, a Japanese designer working for the mobile phone company NTT DoCoMo. Kurita was part of a team developing a set of 176 pictograms called "emoji" to enhance communication on mobile devices.
The poop emoji, officially known as "unchi" in Japanese, was initially designed to represent a pile of excrement. However, it gained popularity and became widely used due to its playful and humorous nature. Over time, it transcended its original meaning and became a versatile symbol that people used in various contexts, often to convey a sense of silliness, humor, or mischief.
Today the classic Poop Emoji is on everything from poop emoji socks, hats, pillows, hats, you can even planters.
Where can I buy poop gifts?
Poop gifts are widely available on Amazon but you can also find some similar items at Target and Walmart as well as on specialty online stores like Etsy.
Can I find poop-themed gifts for children?
Yes, children love poop-themed gifts - both boys and girls. We've included a few items in this list such as the poop emoji pillow and poop emoji hat. However, even games such as fishing for floaters would be appropriate for children with adult supervision.
Are there any specific poop-themed gifts for adults?
While there are some "adult toys" that you can find from vendors on Etsy that have themes related to poop and you can find similar items such as a poop shaped anal plug on AliExpress, most poop gifts for adults would be things like a coffee mug or even Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray, which admittedly isn't so much poop themed but can be a fun gift that will make someone laugh while still being practical and enjoyed more by adults than for kids.
Can I find customizable or personalized poop gifts?
You can visit custom printing companies such as Zazzle to print of personalized poop emoji pillows, poop emoji shirts, poop emoji hats etc. There are also some customizable items on Amazon such as this Customized Poop Emoji Happy Birthday Lawn Sign.
How do I choose a suitable poop gift for someone?
Poop gifts by nature are edgy. They are designed to be fun and humorous but some are more disgusting while others are just designed to make people smile. It is important that you spend the time to determine what how the person that you are shopping for will react before you buy them a poop gift.